AFTER reading this poem you'll know EXACTLY wut sort of friend i am.. lol ... but id like to meet anyone interesting... :)
1) When ur sad- i will help u get drunk & plot revenge against that sorry bastard who made u sad
2) When ur blue- i will try 2 dislodge wutever is choking u
3) When u smile- i will know u finally got laid
4) When ur scared- i will brag about u every chance i GET
5) When ur worried- i will tell u horrible stories about how much worse it CUD b & 2 stop whining for gods sake!!
6) When ur confused- i will use little words
7) When ur sick- Stay the HELL away from me till ur WELL again, i dont want whatever u have!
8)When u fall- i will point & laugh at ur clumsy ass!!
This is MY OATH!! i pledge it till the end..!! Y ?? u may ask, becoz u R my FRIEND..
and REMEMBER..
a GOOD friend will help you move.. a REALLY good friend will help u move a body.. let me know if i EVER need 2 bring a shovel :D